May 2013
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
davidtennantandbeatlesporn:
snazzy-lemon:
this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life
per-f-u-c-k-e-d:
galacticdad:
the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.
This.
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
baconbandersnatch:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
itsamessinmyhead:
I really want to bake but I have absolutely nothing in the fridge or cabinets soooooooo I guess I’ll just lay in bed all day.
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
saturgay:
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
takeusdownandwekeeptrying:
cjhatesboredom:
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
my relationship with food explained in one post.
sasstiel-sassbutt:
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
